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Starry Night inspired nails.

Starry Night inspired nails.

anthropologie:

Curiouser and curiouser…Image Via: Alice In Wonderland

anthropologie:

Curiouser and curiouser…

Image Via: Alice In Wonderland

It always excites me when I see Zooey wearing an Anthropologie number.

(Source: anthropologie.com)

love-yours-truly:

aaaah Enid!

love-yours-truly:

aaaah Enid!

love-yours-truly:

I think I would have actually murdered someone for this when I was a child…What am I talking about…I’d still murder someone for this :-D !!!

love-yours-truly:

I think I would have actually murdered someone for this when I was a child…What am I talking about…I’d still murder someone for this :-D !!!

(Source: misswallflower)

love-yours-truly:

This is amazing!

love-yours-truly:

This is amazing!

love-yours-truly:

missavagardner:

Margarita Carmen Cansino aka Rita Hayworth | October 17, 1918 – May 14, 1987

“All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved.”

Such beauty…What a smile!

My Brother
  • While watching Survivor....
  • Survivor:...you will get a picnic.
  • Brother:Uh oh, you know what that means!
  • Me:What does that mean?
  • Brother:They're gonna poop tonight!
Alex Trebek
  • Brother:Why isn't Alex Trebek getting up to interview people?
  • Me:Well, he was napping, when a woman broke in and was robbing him. He woke up and chased after her. Naked. Hurt his ankle.
  • Brother:Right. More like his hooker robbed him after he fell asleep.
jonnytruant:

I’m surprised the universe survived this meeting

jonnytruant:

I’m surprised the universe survived this meeting

(via hellogiggles)

My Wise Niece
  • (My filipino mother on the phone with my 8 year old niece)
  • Mom:What do you want for Christmas?
  • Niece:Acoostic guitar.
  • Mom:What? What's that?
  • Niece:Uh...just ask Auntie T. She'll know.
love-yours-truly:

Karen Elson in a Roald Dahl themed shoot for Vogue Uk by Tim Walker

love-yours-truly:

Karen Elson in a Roald Dahl themed shoot for Vogue Uk by Tim Walker

That's What She Said
  • Me:What do you need putty for?
  • Dad:I wanna dangle the eyeball for Halloween. Where is it?
  • Me:In the desk drawer.
  • Dad:THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. Booyah!
  • Me:What?
  • Dad:Well, that's literally what your mom said.
  • Me:Really? Do you even understand the concept of "that's what she said" joke?
Conversations with Dad
  • Me:Let's watch a movie.
  • Dad:No you're going to pick something stupid like Pulp Fiction.
  • Me:Oh, like Troll Hunter isn't a stupid movie?
  • Dad:Troll Hunter is a GOOD MOVIE.
Rita Hayworth

Rita Hayworth

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